Shame-o-meter XZ14 is a small wearable device that displays the levels of your productivity shame to everyone around you.
It uses the latest brain-interface technology to read your feelings and emotions, and a tiny projector and a 3D hologram above your head to display your shame for everyone to see how much you are struggling.
Your co-workers, your partner, everyone will know how much of a slob you are, that you don’t work (and how much shame you’re feeling, or – shock! horror! – that you don’t feel any shame at all) and that they can’t trust you.
If you want to be free of shame, WORK!
Shame-o-meter XZ14 – less shame through more work!